February 2012
"Horses sweat, men perspire and women merely glow"
madrasigirl:
Oh Craig, you wonderful wonderful man.
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Well, I’m the big 18 today. This means I have to do more adult like-things. Which is code for watch tons of movies, fangirl-hard, and tumbl everyday. The adult-way.
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
– Oscar Wilde (via mmementomori)
I have found this: You can’t beat it (alcoholism) with money. If you could beat...
– Craig Ferguson (via colinthecomiccunt)
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I am a wild one. Break me in. Saddle me up and let’s begin. I am a wild one. Tame me now. Running with wolves. And I’m on the prowl.
Isn’t it kind of weird when people put Purell on after shaking hands with you…I...
– Craig Ferguson, A Wee Bit o’ Revolution (via thoughtsofjen)